I thought this was funny - had to share.Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises
By Mike Dorning
BEAUFORT, S.C.--Three words: Vice President Oprah.
That was No. 1 on the Top Ten Campaign Promises list that Barack Obama taped today for the Late Show with David Letterman. Obama taped the segment, to air tonight at 10:35 pm Central/11:35 pm Eastern on most CBS stations, just before speaking at a rally here this evening.
The complete Top Ten List, as read by Obama:
10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”
4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.
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I swear he said it! Sure it had a few extra syllables, "Obamamama" but it was pretty good for only being a little over a year old!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle. I may have to go to you tube and try to pull it up!
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Obviously his jokes and flowery speeches are winning votes, but as a christian who stands upon the Godly principles for which this country was founded on, I urge you to take another look at who this man REALLY is , and what he really wants to do with our free nation ! Laurie Serino
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I still follow...so long as you don't start saying you're gonna vote for Huckabee or Guiliani...ha!
ReplyDeleteI watched last night, and though I fell asleep before the top ten list, Brad claims this didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteYou're a brave girl to post political. I abhor controversy and nothing brings it on like politics and religion. Worse yet, it seems like there can't be a discussion about one without bringing up the other to add fuel to the fire. Thank goodness for the privacy of the voting booth!
ReplyDeleteI am Canadian and I am patriotic and respectful of others political views, but I still had to laugh at Letterman!! He is a hoot! Kudos to you for having the - starts with "b" and ends with "alls" to actually post it!! And blessings and good wishes on the impending birth of your baby!! She/he is going to LUV her/his strong-thinking mama!
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